1 00:00:03,448 --> 00:00:05,034 - Can I tell y'all something? 2 00:00:05,137 --> 00:00:07,517 The only thing I don't like about being a mom 3 00:00:07,620 --> 00:00:09,172 is having kids, 4 00:00:09,275 --> 00:00:11,172 'cause they'll run your ass ragged 5 00:00:11,275 --> 00:00:12,379 and give your wig alopecia. 6 00:00:12,482 --> 00:00:16,034 From football practice to dentist appointment 7 00:00:16,137 --> 00:00:17,551 to birthday parties 8 00:00:17,655 --> 00:00:20,241 and other shit we just don't give a fuck about. 9 00:00:20,344 --> 00:00:23,379 And then they have the nerve to leave they damn lunch money 10 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:24,896 at the house. 11 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,724 Like I'ma get out of my bed and put on a bra 12 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:28,206 and bring it to the school. 13 00:00:28,310 --> 00:00:31,689 Excuse me, do I look like a white bitch named Hazel? 14 00:00:33,103 --> 00:00:35,379 But at the end of the day, we all know 15 00:00:35,482 --> 00:00:37,413 that we would go to hell and church and back 16 00:00:37,517 --> 00:00:38,137 for our babies, 17 00:00:38,241 --> 00:00:40,000 and in this episode, 18 00:00:40,103 --> 00:00:42,000 you about to watch me go to hell. 19 00:00:42,103 --> 00:00:43,689 At least I ain't gotta go to church. 20 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:45,000 Them niggas beg too much. 21 00:00:50,620 --> 00:00:51,931 - Morning, superstar. 22 00:00:52,034 --> 00:00:53,620 I made coffee. You want a cup? 23 00:00:53,724 --> 00:00:56,551 - Do a porcupine pussy poke? 24 00:00:56,655 --> 00:00:59,655 - That would be a yes. 25 00:00:59,758 --> 00:01:00,655 How was your show last night? 26 00:01:00,758 --> 00:01:02,931 - It was good. 27 00:01:03,034 --> 00:01:05,517 Just a bunch of plus-size girls come up to me last night 28 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:06,793 talking 'bout, I represent for the big girls. 29 00:01:06,896 --> 00:01:09,172 - You don't like the big girls? 30 00:01:09,275 --> 00:01:10,344 - I like 'em, but hell, 31 00:01:10,448 --> 00:01:12,137 we might not be fat for the same reason. 32 00:01:12,241 --> 00:01:13,482 They probably ate too much. 33 00:01:13,586 --> 00:01:15,068 My thyroids could be fucking up. 34 00:01:15,172 --> 00:01:17,206 - [laughs] 35 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:19,103 Hey, I got to get to work. 36 00:01:19,206 --> 00:01:19,965 - Speaking of work, when are you gonna take down 37 00:01:20,068 --> 00:01:22,206 that "Golden Girl" wallpaper? 38 00:01:22,310 --> 00:01:24,310 - I thought it was "Gone With the Wind" wallpaper. 39 00:01:24,413 --> 00:01:26,000 - They all white women from the South, Terry. 40 00:01:26,103 --> 00:01:27,103 - Well, baby, I'ma get on it 41 00:01:27,206 --> 00:01:27,862 soon as I get home from work, now. 42 00:01:27,965 --> 00:01:29,551 - You been saying that. 43 00:01:29,655 --> 00:01:31,000 Now, how this time any different? 44 00:01:31,103 --> 00:01:32,862 - It ain't. 45 00:01:32,965 --> 00:01:34,965 Morning, baby girl. - Morning. 46 00:01:35,068 --> 00:01:36,689 - Hey, I'ma see you later, all right? 47 00:01:36,793 --> 00:01:38,172 - All right, Dad. - Right. 48 00:01:38,275 --> 00:01:41,000 - Why are you writing that essay on paper 49 00:01:41,103 --> 00:01:41,758 when we just got the laptop fixed? 50 00:01:41,862 --> 00:01:44,103 - I'm making a statement. 51 00:01:44,206 --> 00:01:45,793 Not everyone has access to a computer. 52 00:01:45,896 --> 00:01:47,206 - But you do. 53 00:01:47,310 --> 00:01:50,241 - Capitalism should be separate from education, Mom. 54 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:52,034 - But common shouldn't be separate from sense. 55 00:01:52,137 --> 00:01:54,827 Why you always fight for motherfuckers 56 00:01:54,931 --> 00:01:56,344 you ain't gon' never meet? 57 00:01:56,448 --> 00:01:58,206 - That's how change is made. 58 00:01:58,310 --> 00:02:01,379 Like Dr. King, Malcolm X, Medgar Evers. 59 00:02:01,482 --> 00:02:02,689 - Can you name somebody who's still alive? 60 00:02:02,793 --> 00:02:04,965 Like Teena Marie. 61 00:02:05,068 --> 00:02:07,413 - Who? 62 00:02:08,137 --> 00:02:09,172 - Morning, Pat-Pat. 63 00:02:09,275 --> 00:02:11,689 - What you huffing and puffing about? 64 00:02:11,793 --> 00:02:14,655 - I'm just having a bad time with these dating apps. 65 00:02:14,758 --> 00:02:16,896 Do you know how many threesome requests 66 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,344 I got on Christian Mingle? 67 00:02:18,448 --> 00:02:23,275 - Girl, that is between you, God, and Joel Osteen. 68 00:02:23,379 --> 00:02:27,310 - Now, you know God ain't nowhere near Joel Osteen. 69 00:02:30,310 --> 00:02:32,310 - Hang on, I gotta ask my mom. 70 00:02:32,413 --> 00:02:34,310 Hey, can I go to my friend Ryan's house 71 00:02:34,413 --> 00:02:35,413 today after school? 72 00:02:35,517 --> 00:02:36,517 - Hell no. He can come over here. 73 00:02:36,620 --> 00:02:37,827 I don't know what type of freaky shit 74 00:02:37,931 --> 00:02:40,620 Ryan mama and daddy into. 75 00:02:40,724 --> 00:02:42,482 Your ass'll end up sex trafficked 76 00:02:42,586 --> 00:02:44,137 in South America somewhere. 77 00:02:45,620 --> 00:02:47,137 - So you'll think about it? 78 00:02:47,241 --> 00:02:48,793 - Get yo-- 79 00:02:50,586 --> 00:02:52,344 - ♪ Hop on, it's time to go 80 00:02:52,448 --> 00:02:55,586 ♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" 81 00:02:56,724 --> 00:02:58,206 - Here's my essay. 82 00:02:58,310 --> 00:03:01,413 - I told you it was supposed to be emailed. 83 00:03:01,517 --> 00:03:03,275 Why is it in the incorrect format? 84 00:03:03,379 --> 00:03:05,310 - Because this is exactly why 85 00:03:05,413 --> 00:03:07,034 disadvantaged kids are falling behind. 86 00:03:07,137 --> 00:03:08,793 - Well, that is a good point. 87 00:03:08,896 --> 00:03:12,206 Class, raise your hand if you're falling behind. 88 00:03:14,413 --> 00:03:17,758 Now raise your hand if you're disadvantaged. 89 00:03:19,758 --> 00:03:21,172 Ariel, your dad not giving you that nose job 90 00:03:21,275 --> 00:03:22,827 that you wrote about does not apply. 91 00:03:22,931 --> 00:03:24,931 Put your hand down. 92 00:03:26,724 --> 00:03:28,275 See? 93 00:03:28,379 --> 00:03:29,620 So who are you doing this for? 94 00:03:29,724 --> 00:03:32,000 - Well, I guess I'm doing it for you. 95 00:03:32,103 --> 00:03:34,137 - The only thing you're doing for me is saving me the trouble 96 00:03:34,241 --> 00:03:34,862 of grading your paper. 97 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:37,620 - Improvising is a skill 98 00:03:37,724 --> 00:03:40,413 that illustrates the capacity to get the job done. 99 00:03:40,517 --> 00:03:43,655 That should be encouraged, not frowned upon. 100 00:03:43,758 --> 00:03:46,931 [applause] 101 00:03:47,034 --> 00:03:49,241 Thank you. 102 00:03:49,344 --> 00:03:51,137 - I really love that perspective. 103 00:03:51,241 --> 00:03:52,310 - Great. 104 00:03:52,413 --> 00:03:54,034 - But I still can't grade this paper. 105 00:03:54,137 --> 00:03:55,655 - [sighs] 106 00:03:55,758 --> 00:03:59,172 You know, an educator whose mind is closed 107 00:03:59,275 --> 00:04:01,758 to new ideas isn't one that I can learn from. 108 00:04:01,862 --> 00:04:04,206 I'm leaving. 109 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:05,379 - Wait, Janelle. 110 00:04:05,482 --> 00:04:09,241 Don't forget to take your F with you. 111 00:04:09,344 --> 00:04:12,344 The F stands for falling behind. 112 00:04:12,862 --> 00:04:15,827 - [sighs] 113 00:04:16,448 --> 00:04:17,103 - Hey, Martha. 114 00:04:17,206 --> 00:04:19,896 - Ah, hello, Mrs. Ca... 115 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,758 - Carson. - Carson. 116 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:23,793 It's good to see you. 117 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:25,137 I mean, it's bad that I have to see you 118 00:04:25,241 --> 00:04:26,413 in the principal's office 'cause that means 119 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:29,068 somebody's in trouble, but it is good to see you. 120 00:04:29,172 --> 00:04:31,448 Good luck, J--Jay... 121 00:04:31,551 --> 00:04:34,137 - Janelle. - Janelle. 122 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:36,103 - What are you doing here? 123 00:04:36,206 --> 00:04:38,586 Look, please do not embarrass me. 124 00:04:38,689 --> 00:04:41,103 - If I wanted to embarrass you, I wouldn't have worn a bra, 125 00:04:41,206 --> 00:04:42,241 and my titties would be in a book bag. 126 00:04:42,344 --> 00:04:46,724 - [laughs] Mine would be in a coin purse. 127 00:04:46,827 --> 00:04:48,448 - We know. 128 00:04:48,551 --> 00:04:51,482 - Your principal called. What did you do this time? 129 00:04:51,586 --> 00:04:53,000 - He didn't call you about me. 130 00:04:53,103 --> 00:04:54,931 I'm here filing a complaint against my teacher. 131 00:04:55,034 --> 00:04:57,586 - What type of white privilege shit is that? 132 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,241 - Well, if it isn't my favorite single mother! 133 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:03,931 That was a joke. 134 00:05:04,034 --> 00:05:06,275 - Still not funny. 135 00:05:06,379 --> 00:05:07,724 - Come on in. 136 00:05:07,827 --> 00:05:10,931 So good news: 137 00:05:11,034 --> 00:05:11,931 since our last little chat, 138 00:05:12,034 --> 00:05:13,724 I found out that convicted felons 139 00:05:13,827 --> 00:05:16,827 actually can participate in school activities. 140 00:05:16,931 --> 00:05:18,724 - Now, how the hell is that good news? 141 00:05:18,827 --> 00:05:21,275 - Because now you can participate. 142 00:05:21,379 --> 00:05:23,724 Unless you're a sex offender. 143 00:05:23,827 --> 00:05:25,448 You're not a sex offender, are you? 144 00:05:25,551 --> 00:05:29,551 - No, baby, but I've had some offensive sex. 145 00:05:29,655 --> 00:05:30,517 - Ew. 146 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:32,655 - Haven't we all? - Ew. 147 00:05:32,758 --> 00:05:35,586 - You know you could have just called me with this, right? 148 00:05:35,689 --> 00:05:37,241 - Yeah, but you would have hung up on me. 149 00:05:37,344 --> 00:05:38,275 - You right. 150 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:40,448 - So tonight is the PTO meeting. 151 00:05:40,551 --> 00:05:43,758 I'll see you there? - No, I gotta work. 152 00:05:43,862 --> 00:05:46,206 - No, she don't. - Oh, what do you do? 153 00:05:46,310 --> 00:05:47,000 - I'm a stand-up comedian. 154 00:05:47,103 --> 00:05:49,724 - A comedian? Wow! 155 00:05:49,827 --> 00:05:52,241 Well, we can use your fresh perspective 156 00:05:52,344 --> 00:05:53,896 and humor around here. 157 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,620 - I get paid for my fresh perspective. 158 00:05:55,724 --> 00:05:57,965 - And you can still find time to support your kids 159 00:05:58,068 --> 00:06:00,000 by volunteering with us. 160 00:06:00,103 --> 00:06:02,448 - So you want me to come to a meeting tonight 161 00:06:02,551 --> 00:06:04,034 with all these pumpkin pie-eating, 162 00:06:04,137 --> 00:06:06,517 no nutmeg-using, one egg in the cornbread Susans? 163 00:06:06,620 --> 00:06:08,344 - Oh, great, you already know Susan. 164 00:06:08,448 --> 00:06:09,862 - No. - I'll see you tonight. 165 00:06:09,965 --> 00:06:11,206 - So Mrs. Carson, 166 00:06:11,310 --> 00:06:13,068 how many eggs are you supposed to put in cornbread? 167 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:15,413 - Two. - Two, okay. 168 00:06:15,517 --> 00:06:17,344 What should I do if it's egg substitute? 169 00:06:17,448 --> 00:06:18,551 - Kill yourself. 170 00:06:18,655 --> 00:06:21,689 - Kill...my...self. 171 00:06:23,482 --> 00:06:25,620 - Anyways, I have a complaint about my teacher 172 00:06:25,724 --> 00:06:27,482 I'd like for you to read. 173 00:06:27,586 --> 00:06:28,620 - Email it to me. 174 00:06:28,724 --> 00:06:31,482 - Told your ass to use that laptop. 175 00:06:36,482 --> 00:06:37,724 - Are you sure you want to do this, Pat? 176 00:06:37,827 --> 00:06:41,482 I mean, we stick out like real ass at a strip club. 177 00:06:41,586 --> 00:06:42,827 - Your outfit ain't helping, 178 00:06:42,931 --> 00:06:45,862 looking like Ho-time at the Apollo. 179 00:06:45,965 --> 00:06:48,517 - I had to get cute in case I met a man. 180 00:06:48,620 --> 00:06:50,827 - Cute for who? Ain't no pimps in here. 181 00:06:50,931 --> 00:06:52,896 - And apparently it ain't no men either. 182 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,896 I mean, don't these kids have daddies? 183 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,379 Where the zaddies at? 184 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:57,758 [laughs] - Here come one. 185 00:06:57,862 --> 00:07:00,827 Little dusty, but there go one. 186 00:07:00,931 --> 00:07:03,068 - Hey, zaddy. 187 00:07:04,793 --> 00:07:06,655 Uh-uh, girl, we have got to go. 188 00:07:06,758 --> 00:07:07,827 One of them Christian Mingles 189 00:07:07,931 --> 00:07:09,172 who wanted a threesome is up in here. 190 00:07:09,275 --> 00:07:11,137 Come on. - Where? 191 00:07:11,241 --> 00:07:12,758 - That's him right over there. 192 00:07:14,482 --> 00:07:16,517 - Girl, that is Principal Horner. 193 00:07:16,620 --> 00:07:19,482 - Well, Horner trying to put bitches in corners. 194 00:07:19,586 --> 00:07:21,896 - Girl, come on. We gotta get involved. 195 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,620 - What is this with cheese slices on top? 196 00:07:25,724 --> 00:07:27,482 - I think it's supposed to be a cheese dip. 197 00:07:27,586 --> 00:07:29,517 - Well, hello and welcome! 198 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:31,034 I'm Elizabeth. I'm the PTO chair. 199 00:07:31,137 --> 00:07:34,827 Ooh, I see you guys are trying Martha's famous mac and cheese. 200 00:07:34,931 --> 00:07:37,482 - Is that what this is? - Well, it's homemade. 201 00:07:37,586 --> 00:07:39,655 - She should've left that shit at home. 202 00:07:39,758 --> 00:07:42,379 - So you guys must be new here. - Mm-hmm. 203 00:07:42,482 --> 00:07:43,862 - Are you a couple? 204 00:07:43,965 --> 00:07:48,655 - A couple of what? - A couple of nigga-- 205 00:07:48,758 --> 00:07:51,482 - I'm Pat. This is my sister, Denise. 206 00:07:51,586 --> 00:07:52,517 We moved here a couple of months ago. 207 00:07:52,620 --> 00:07:54,310 - Well, we're so glad to have you. 208 00:07:54,413 --> 00:07:56,206 - Thank you. - [giggles] 209 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:58,965 Ooh, and I love your purse. 210 00:07:59,068 --> 00:08:02,413 You know, I lost one that was just like that-- 211 00:08:02,517 --> 00:08:04,689 [phone rings] 212 00:08:04,793 --> 00:08:08,482 Is everything okay? You found her diaper where? 213 00:08:08,586 --> 00:08:11,758 - Your baby? - No, my mom. Excuse me. 214 00:08:11,862 --> 00:08:14,103 Well, how did she get on the roof? 215 00:08:14,206 --> 00:08:16,965 - Well, she was nice. - Nice like a snake. 216 00:08:17,068 --> 00:08:20,068 She think you stole that purse. - No, she don't. 217 00:08:20,172 --> 00:08:21,931 - Yes, she does, and what she need to do 218 00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:23,172 is find out who stole her top lip, 219 00:08:23,275 --> 00:08:26,689 'cause it is invisible. 220 00:08:26,793 --> 00:08:29,413 I bet that punk-ass principal done told everybody 221 00:08:29,517 --> 00:08:30,931 up in here that we felons. 222 00:08:31,034 --> 00:08:32,275 - What? 223 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:35,482 - Yes, I bet he said, "Hide your kids and your"... 224 00:08:35,586 --> 00:08:38,000 - That low-down, dirty m-- 225 00:08:38,103 --> 00:08:40,620 I tried to be nice coming to your little Trump rally, 226 00:08:40,724 --> 00:08:42,931 but you done went and told everybody we felons. 227 00:08:43,034 --> 00:08:44,586 - I didn't tell them anything. 228 00:08:44,689 --> 00:08:46,310 - Well, then who did? 229 00:08:46,413 --> 00:08:48,068 - I believe you just did. 230 00:08:53,413 --> 00:08:55,206 - I'm Denise. 231 00:08:56,965 --> 00:09:00,620 - Okay, folks, let's get started. 232 00:09:00,724 --> 00:09:02,068 - Look at her up there judging us. 233 00:09:02,172 --> 00:09:03,689 - Be quiet. 234 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,551 - The chair officially calls this meeting to order. 235 00:09:05,655 --> 00:09:07,275 Ooh, and exciting news. 236 00:09:07,379 --> 00:09:09,655 It's time for our annual coupon book fundraiser. 237 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,931 - Can we go before they put us to work? 238 00:09:12,034 --> 00:09:15,241 - Hey, if we leave now, they gonna remember we felons. 239 00:09:15,344 --> 00:09:17,586 - I'm good with that. 240 00:09:17,689 --> 00:09:19,241 - Look, Janelle is having a hard time 241 00:09:19,344 --> 00:09:20,689 at this school fitting in. 242 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:23,896 Mama never was there for us. I'm gonna be here for my child. 243 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,620 - And the winner of this year's competition 244 00:09:26,724 --> 00:09:29,000 gets a new air fryer. 245 00:09:29,103 --> 00:09:32,137 - And them white people giving away free shit. 246 00:09:32,241 --> 00:09:33,448 - Now, I fucks with that. 247 00:09:33,551 --> 00:09:35,758 - Ooh... 248 00:09:35,862 --> 00:09:38,758 Oh...Pat, I know you're new to the community, 249 00:09:38,862 --> 00:09:40,482 so you don't have to participate. 250 00:09:40,586 --> 00:09:41,655 - Oh, no, I want to. 251 00:09:41,758 --> 00:09:43,448 - I can just give the extras to Martha. 252 00:09:43,551 --> 00:09:44,620 - Oh-- - Martha, 253 00:09:44,724 --> 00:09:47,758 sit your goofy ass down. 254 00:09:47,862 --> 00:09:50,034 Nice to meet you. 255 00:09:52,034 --> 00:09:53,827 - Hey, Dad, can I get some money, 256 00:09:53,931 --> 00:09:55,689 so I can ride my bike to get me and Janelle some burgers? 257 00:09:55,793 --> 00:09:57,586 - There's food on the stove, son. 258 00:09:57,689 --> 00:09:59,931 - I know, but Mama made it. 259 00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:03,586 - Ooh, get me something, too. 260 00:10:03,689 --> 00:10:05,793 Bring me back my damn change, boy. 261 00:10:08,137 --> 00:10:10,586 - Boy, where you going? - To get some burgers. 262 00:10:10,689 --> 00:10:12,689 - I made a pot of chili for dinner. 263 00:10:12,793 --> 00:10:14,689 - Get me a number two. 264 00:10:16,206 --> 00:10:17,793 - Really, Denise? 265 00:10:17,896 --> 00:10:19,827 - Well, when we were little, I learned how to cook dinner, 266 00:10:19,931 --> 00:10:22,689 and you learned how to cook the books. 267 00:10:22,793 --> 00:10:25,206 - But I can make chili. 268 00:10:25,310 --> 00:10:28,758 Son, get me a number three with extra pickles. 269 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:31,551 - Wassup, soccer moms? How'd it go? 270 00:10:31,655 --> 00:10:33,068 - Them crow-feet-faced bitches. 271 00:10:33,172 --> 00:10:35,793 - The caucacity. 272 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,896 - And when they found out we was felons-- 273 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,689 - How did they find out? - Denise let it slip. 274 00:10:42,034 --> 00:10:44,103 And then they tried to take the fundraiser from me. 275 00:10:44,206 --> 00:10:45,655 I can sell just as many coupons as they can. 276 00:10:45,758 --> 00:10:47,482 - Well, you gonna have to sell more than them 277 00:10:47,586 --> 00:10:49,172 if you want to win that air fryer. 278 00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:51,275 - An air fryer? 279 00:10:51,379 --> 00:10:52,896 Pat, you know good and damn well you don't need 280 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,655 nothing in that kitchen you can't cook on. 281 00:10:54,758 --> 00:10:56,034 - Kiss my ass, Terry. 282 00:10:56,137 --> 00:10:57,689 - In front of Denise? 'Cause you know I'll do it. 283 00:10:57,793 --> 00:10:58,965 Come here. - Stop! 284 00:10:59,068 --> 00:11:00,896 Don't you put your hands on me. - Come here! 285 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,344 - You best believe I'ma win that damn air fryer, 286 00:11:03,448 --> 00:11:05,793 and I'ma be the best damn coupon mama there is. 287 00:11:05,896 --> 00:11:07,551 - You got that right, baby. 288 00:11:07,655 --> 00:11:10,344 Move, negro. 289 00:11:10,448 --> 00:11:11,724 - What are you doing? 290 00:11:11,827 --> 00:11:14,724 - I'm about to watch the Bulldogs game I recorded. 291 00:11:14,827 --> 00:11:15,689 - I thought you was gonna finish 292 00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:16,896 taking down that wallpaper. 293 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,724 - I'm taking a break to watch the game. 294 00:11:18,827 --> 00:11:20,586 - They lost by a field goal in overtime. 295 00:11:20,689 --> 00:11:22,517 - Damn, baby, you done ruined the game! 296 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:24,000 - Well, you're free now. Come on. 297 00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:25,275 Get back to work. - [laughs] 298 00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:26,551 - [groans] 299 00:11:26,655 --> 00:11:28,344 - Move, nigga. 300 00:11:31,827 --> 00:11:33,448 [doorbell rings] 301 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:39,379 - Hey! - Hey! 302 00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:40,551 I'm sorry. 303 00:11:40,655 --> 00:11:41,379 I already bought from Elizabeth. 304 00:11:41,482 --> 00:11:43,931 She gets us every year. 305 00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:46,724 - Do you know Jesus? - Yes, ma'am. 306 00:11:46,827 --> 00:11:48,448 - He sent these. 307 00:11:48,551 --> 00:11:50,034 - You don't even know Jesus. 308 00:11:50,137 --> 00:11:53,000 - Shut the fuck up. - Let me think about it. 309 00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,620 - Look, man, these damn coupons selling faster 310 00:11:54,724 --> 00:11:57,172 than Popeyes chicken sandwiches. 311 00:11:57,275 --> 00:11:59,862 - Or maybe you could buy one for your wife 312 00:11:59,965 --> 00:12:02,482 or your side bitch. 313 00:12:02,586 --> 00:12:04,655 - Excuse me? 314 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:05,620 I don't have a side anything. 315 00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:11,206 - Oh, well, maybe we can fix that. 316 00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:13,793 Think about it. 317 00:12:13,896 --> 00:12:15,413 - Girl, come on. 318 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,827 We selling coupon, not old ass. 319 00:12:18,551 --> 00:12:20,896 - Oh, no thank you, 320 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,827 but would you like to come in for a cup of tea? 321 00:12:23,931 --> 00:12:26,000 - No, bitch, we saw that movie. 322 00:12:30,931 --> 00:12:34,724 Bring your ass home, girl. 323 00:12:34,827 --> 00:12:36,827 - [grunts] 324 00:12:40,172 --> 00:12:43,034 - How's my loving daddy? - Depends. 325 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,931 How much it's gonna cost me? 326 00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:47,862 - Just 20 minutes of your time 327 00:12:47,965 --> 00:12:50,413 for a parent-teacher conference tomorrow. 328 00:12:50,517 --> 00:12:52,206 - Did you tell your mom? 329 00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:53,655 - No. - Why? 330 00:12:53,758 --> 00:12:56,137 - Because she might actually come. 331 00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:56,896 - Good point. 332 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,793 - These PTO Patties out here killing these streets. 333 00:13:02,896 --> 00:13:04,448 - I know what'll make you feel better. 334 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:07,137 Two-for-one massage! 335 00:13:07,241 --> 00:13:08,793 You pay for one, and I get one free. 336 00:13:08,896 --> 00:13:10,482 - Where'd you get a coupon from? 337 00:13:10,586 --> 00:13:11,965 You capping off the top? 338 00:13:12,068 --> 00:13:14,655 - No, I bought it from Elizabeth. 339 00:13:14,758 --> 00:13:17,034 She good, Pat. 340 00:13:17,137 --> 00:13:18,827 - You so weak. I see how you got on dope. 341 00:13:21,413 --> 00:13:23,931 - I'm guessing sales aren't going well. 342 00:13:24,034 --> 00:13:25,793 - Nah, they're not going at all. 343 00:13:25,896 --> 00:13:27,310 - If we don't win the air fryer, 344 00:13:27,413 --> 00:13:28,482 them women gonna look down on us. 345 00:13:28,586 --> 00:13:31,310 - You must've lost your touch 346 00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:33,586 'cause I remember nobody could outhustle Rabbit 347 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:34,896 back in the day. 348 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,827 - I don't like when people call me Rabbit, 349 00:13:36,931 --> 00:13:38,241 and Rabbit is dead. 350 00:13:38,344 --> 00:13:40,137 - Well, you gon' need to wake her ass up 351 00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:42,103 if you want to win that air fryer. 352 00:13:42,206 --> 00:13:43,793 I remember when you used to be able 353 00:13:43,896 --> 00:13:47,310 to sell straightening combs to bald bitches. 354 00:13:47,413 --> 00:13:48,896 - You know what, Denise? You right. 355 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,689 I'm tired of playing them PTO mamas' game. 356 00:13:51,793 --> 00:13:54,413 I'ma show up how we used to get down 357 00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:56,206 when we was back in the A. 358 00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:58,827 And bitch, you owe me for a straightening comb. 359 00:14:00,586 --> 00:14:02,758 - Mr. Carson, I'm Jerry. 360 00:14:02,862 --> 00:14:03,965 The kids, they call me Mr. Bradford. 361 00:14:04,068 --> 00:14:06,793 - [scoffs] That ain't all we call you. 362 00:14:06,896 --> 00:14:08,068 - It's good to meet you, 363 00:14:08,172 --> 00:14:10,137 but my wife just came by here the other day. 364 00:14:10,241 --> 00:14:13,793 Do y'all get paid by the parent-teacher conference? 365 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:17,103 - We barely get paid. 366 00:14:17,206 --> 00:14:19,931 So, Janelle, do you know why you're here? 367 00:14:20,034 --> 00:14:22,965 - Yeah, I walked out of class. 368 00:14:23,068 --> 00:14:25,068 I mean, yes, sir. 369 00:14:25,172 --> 00:14:26,413 - Well, I want to discuss 370 00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:28,310 why Janelle thinks she's being treated differently. 371 00:14:28,413 --> 00:14:30,413 I treat all my students the same. 372 00:14:30,517 --> 00:14:32,689 - Aren't all teachers supposed to believe 373 00:14:32,793 --> 00:14:35,206 all their students aren't the same? 374 00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:37,310 - Well, yeah, they're not, but-- 375 00:14:37,413 --> 00:14:39,620 - Then having one rule apply to them all is hypocritical. 376 00:14:39,724 --> 00:14:41,241 - Janelle. 377 00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:43,931 I'm sorry, she gets her mouth from her mother. 378 00:14:45,103 --> 00:14:47,275 - The rules have been in place for a long time. 379 00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:49,448 - Just because it's old doesn't make it right. 380 00:14:49,551 --> 00:14:52,275 I mean, times change. 381 00:14:52,379 --> 00:14:53,310 People change. 382 00:14:53,413 --> 00:14:55,310 Shouldn't the rules change with them? 383 00:14:55,413 --> 00:14:57,482 I mean, they even amended the Constitution. 384 00:14:57,586 --> 00:14:59,517 - Dang, she's good. 385 00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:02,034 - I know. 386 00:15:02,137 --> 00:15:05,758 - Look, you are not in trouble, Janelle. 387 00:15:05,862 --> 00:15:07,275 - She's not? - I'm not? 388 00:15:07,379 --> 00:15:08,931 - No. 389 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:09,724 In fact, I'm impressed with your ability 390 00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:12,310 to articulate your points. 391 00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:13,827 - Thank you? 392 00:15:13,931 --> 00:15:16,068 - Your complaint against me was probably one of the best essays 393 00:15:16,172 --> 00:15:17,793 I read all year, 394 00:15:17,896 --> 00:15:21,172 and it's hard to top Ariel's well-written nip/tuck fantasy. 395 00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:24,103 - What in the hell kind of school is this? 396 00:15:24,206 --> 00:15:27,586 - And I'll allow you to turn in your paper on paper. 397 00:15:27,689 --> 00:15:30,965 However, I would like for you to join the debate team, hmm? 398 00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:32,758 I'm the faculty advisor, and we could use 399 00:15:32,862 --> 00:15:35,413 your strong voice on our squad. 400 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,586 - [laughs] All right, strong voice. 401 00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:41,000 See, she gets that from me. 402 00:15:41,103 --> 00:15:43,758 So is that debate team any good? 403 00:15:43,862 --> 00:15:45,206 - [laughs] We're a work in progress. 404 00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:47,344 - Mm-hmm. - That's a hard no. 405 00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:50,448 - Yeah, but that could change with you on our team. 406 00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:52,620 So what do you say? 407 00:15:54,275 --> 00:15:56,724 - No. 408 00:15:56,827 --> 00:15:59,241 I mean, no thank you. 409 00:15:59,344 --> 00:16:00,448 I'd rather take a zero. 410 00:16:00,551 --> 00:16:02,793 - And I'd rather be married to Regina King, 411 00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:04,931 but your mama act like Don King. 412 00:16:05,034 --> 00:16:07,344 - Don King is way quieter than Mama. 413 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:15,517 - Man, this is just like old times, 414 00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:18,344 except instead of crack, it's coupon books. 415 00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:22,517 - I don't see nobody sucking dicks for no coupons. 416 00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:24,344 - Wait, no, don't even. 417 00:16:24,448 --> 00:16:26,206 - Keep the product coming, boys. 418 00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:29,000 - Wait, why are we doing this again? 419 00:16:29,103 --> 00:16:31,000 - Because those ladies are selling their coupons 420 00:16:31,103 --> 00:16:32,413 for $20 a book, 421 00:16:32,517 --> 00:16:35,068 so I'm stepping on these and selling 'em three for $20. 422 00:16:35,172 --> 00:16:36,862 - Yeah, that's what she used to have to do to compete 423 00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:38,517 with Swisha Sweet back in the day. 424 00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:39,965 - Swisha Sweet? 425 00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:41,103 - Child, he's the El Chapo of the ghetto. 426 00:16:41,206 --> 00:16:43,448 - Child, less talking, more working. 427 00:16:43,551 --> 00:16:46,379 Come on over here. 428 00:16:46,482 --> 00:16:48,206 Denise, you gon' hit up them AA meetings 429 00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:49,586 and sling them liquor coupons. 430 00:16:49,689 --> 00:16:51,724 - Wait, Mama, isn't that-- - That's supply and demand. 431 00:16:51,827 --> 00:16:52,724 Mind ya business. Shut the fuck up. 432 00:16:52,827 --> 00:16:55,068 Ryan, you gon' hit the gym 433 00:16:55,172 --> 00:16:57,206 and sling them chicken and biscuit coupons. 434 00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:58,655 - Got it, Ms. Carson. 435 00:16:58,758 --> 00:17:00,551 - And Junebug, you gon' go over to the old folks' home 436 00:17:00,655 --> 00:17:03,517 and work that little bit of cuteness you still got left. 437 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:07,034 And if you see anybody slinging coupons in your territory, 438 00:17:07,137 --> 00:17:09,241 you let 'em know that you work for Rabbit, 439 00:17:09,344 --> 00:17:11,068 and Rabbit don't hop. 440 00:17:11,172 --> 00:17:12,172 [knocking] 441 00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:12,827 - Oh, shit! - Shit! 442 00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,620 Hide that shit. 443 00:17:14,724 --> 00:17:17,241 - Put it up, put it up! Put it in the drawer. 444 00:17:17,344 --> 00:17:19,931 - Wait, wait, wait, Pat. 445 00:17:20,034 --> 00:17:21,586 It's just coupons. 446 00:17:21,689 --> 00:17:24,000 - Oh, shit. I was having flashbacks. 447 00:17:24,103 --> 00:17:27,172 Y'all didn't hear them sirens? 448 00:17:27,275 --> 00:17:29,482 - It's probably just Ryan's mom coming to pick him up. 449 00:17:29,586 --> 00:17:30,896 - Yeah. 450 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,310 - You need to tell your mama to learn how to knock 451 00:17:32,413 --> 00:17:33,827 on Black people doors. 452 00:17:33,931 --> 00:17:35,896 Like the damn police. 453 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,862 I'ma sell her a coupon for a manicure 454 00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:40,344 for them wolf hooves she got. 455 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,034 Hi. 456 00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:46,689 - Oh, hi. I didn't know you lived here. 457 00:17:46,793 --> 00:17:50,310 - Neither do the repo man. 458 00:17:50,413 --> 00:17:52,965 I didn't know Junebug was your son. 459 00:17:53,068 --> 00:17:54,103 - His name is Junebug. 460 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,344 You couldn't tell that it was her son? 461 00:17:56,448 --> 00:17:58,000 - Come on in. We don't bite. 462 00:17:58,103 --> 00:18:00,793 - Oh, and hey, look, I found that purse I was talking about. 463 00:18:00,896 --> 00:18:02,275 - The one you thought I stole? 464 00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:06,344 - Why would you think that? It was just a compliment. 465 00:18:06,448 --> 00:18:09,655 - Yeah, Pat, who told you that shit? 466 00:18:09,758 --> 00:18:11,413 - How are your sales going? - Good. 467 00:18:11,517 --> 00:18:14,379 - Wait, why are you defacing these coupon books, Ryan? 468 00:18:14,482 --> 00:18:17,034 - Junebug and I were helping Ms. Carson step on the books 469 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:20,620 so she can sell more, like El Chapo. 470 00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:23,172 - Excuse me, what did you just say? 471 00:18:23,275 --> 00:18:25,517 - Trying to get chopped-o? 472 00:18:27,137 --> 00:18:28,344 - You're stepping on the books? - Mm-hmm. 473 00:18:28,448 --> 00:18:31,344 - Yes, I know what that means. I watch "The Wire." 474 00:18:31,448 --> 00:18:33,517 And you're enlisting the children? 475 00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:36,862 - Just like "The Wire." We're killing it. 476 00:18:36,965 --> 00:18:39,655 - Oh, actually, what you're doing is breaking the rules. 477 00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:42,000 Although I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. 478 00:18:42,103 --> 00:18:43,862 - What is that supposed to mean? 479 00:18:43,965 --> 00:18:46,793 - Come on, Ryan. We're leaving. 480 00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:47,965 Listen, I know you're new here, 481 00:18:48,068 --> 00:18:49,655 and you don't know how things go, 482 00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:51,413 but you shouldn't be turning our fundraiser 483 00:18:51,517 --> 00:18:52,413 into one of your little street hustles. 484 00:18:52,517 --> 00:18:55,275 - [gasps] 485 00:18:57,068 --> 00:18:58,310 - Bye, guys. Thank you for-- 486 00:19:01,034 --> 00:19:03,310 - Did she just call me a nigga? 487 00:19:08,137 --> 00:19:10,758 Give me some of them cookies. I got feelings to eat. 488 00:19:10,862 --> 00:19:13,379 - Looks like you're already full of feelings. 489 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:18,827 - Go play in traffic. My thyroid's messing up. 490 00:19:18,931 --> 00:19:20,172 - What's wrong, Mom? 491 00:19:20,275 --> 00:19:22,620 - I hate it here, that's what's wrong. 492 00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:25,620 You ever watch "Leave It to Beaver"? 493 00:19:25,724 --> 00:19:27,413 - What? [laughs nervously] 494 00:19:27,517 --> 00:19:28,137 No. 495 00:19:28,241 --> 00:19:30,448 I don't watch porn. 496 00:19:30,551 --> 00:19:34,034 - What the hell? Not that kind of beaver. 497 00:19:34,137 --> 00:19:35,793 They made that a porn? 498 00:19:35,896 --> 00:19:38,620 - I wouldn't know. 499 00:19:38,724 --> 00:19:40,413 - Anyway, it was all about the Cleavers. 500 00:19:40,517 --> 00:19:42,620 They lived in a nice neighborhood, 501 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,896 and they mama was nothing like mine. 502 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,379 She wouldn't have never fed them chicken's ass 503 00:19:47,482 --> 00:19:49,275 and called it negro nuggets. 504 00:19:49,379 --> 00:19:52,241 And now that I'm living in a place like this, 505 00:19:52,344 --> 00:19:53,724 I don't feel the same. 506 00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:55,655 - Wait, so you feel like you don't belong? 507 00:19:55,758 --> 00:19:57,620 - I know I belong. 508 00:19:57,724 --> 00:19:58,827 I worked my ass off to get here. 509 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,137 - Okay, well, if you belong, 510 00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:04,034 then why do you have to prove it? 511 00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:08,137 Just be yourself and be honest about it. 512 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,931 - You know what, son? 513 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,655 You right. 514 00:20:11,758 --> 00:20:14,448 - For what? 515 00:20:14,551 --> 00:20:16,172 - For letting me know being me is enough. 516 00:20:16,275 --> 00:20:20,000 I got books to sell. - So I helped? 517 00:20:20,103 --> 00:20:21,413 - Yes, you did, baby, 518 00:20:21,517 --> 00:20:23,517 and Mama got a little bit of advice for you, too. 519 00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:24,724 - Oh. Okay. 520 00:20:24,827 --> 00:20:26,172 - When you getting ready to eat dinner tonight, 521 00:20:26,275 --> 00:20:27,965 make sure you wash your little nasty-ass 522 00:20:28,068 --> 00:20:29,448 "Leave It to Beaver" hands. 523 00:20:36,206 --> 00:20:39,103 [knocking] 524 00:20:39,206 --> 00:20:40,965 - Come in. 525 00:20:41,068 --> 00:20:42,448 - Hey. 526 00:20:42,551 --> 00:20:44,793 I bought you a congratulatory cupcake 527 00:20:44,896 --> 00:20:46,793 and a Diet Fizz. 528 00:20:46,896 --> 00:20:48,103 - For what? 529 00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:51,103 - For changing your mind about joining the debate team. 530 00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,275 - Really? 531 00:20:52,379 --> 00:20:53,758 You're bribing me with a cupcake? 532 00:20:53,862 --> 00:20:56,310 - And a Diet Fizz. 533 00:20:58,827 --> 00:21:00,448 - Why would I do that? 534 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:04,000 So they can meet their diversity quota? 535 00:21:04,103 --> 00:21:07,310 "Oh, look at our exceptional Black woman we saved." 536 00:21:07,413 --> 00:21:08,965 - But you are exceptional, 537 00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,413 and I get why you don't want nobody to use that, 538 00:21:11,517 --> 00:21:14,137 but maybe you should use it for yourself. 539 00:21:14,241 --> 00:21:16,620 What is it you want to do in life? 540 00:21:16,724 --> 00:21:18,758 - I want to go to law school. 541 00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:20,068 I want to be a judge. 542 00:21:20,172 --> 00:21:23,655 - Good, your mama's side always needs a free lawyer. 543 00:21:23,758 --> 00:21:25,896 - I didn't say anything about free. 544 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,275 - The debate team would be good practice, 545 00:21:27,379 --> 00:21:30,103 not to mention look good on your résumé. 546 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,379 - That team just wants to use me. 547 00:21:32,482 --> 00:21:35,793 - Mm, that teacher believes in you, Janelle. 548 00:21:35,896 --> 00:21:38,172 - He should, 'cause your girl drips sauce. 549 00:21:38,275 --> 00:21:40,689 - Well, let them taste that sauce. 550 00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:43,413 That didn't come out right. - No. 551 00:21:43,517 --> 00:21:46,206 - Ain't nobody tasting your sauce till you 49. 552 00:21:46,310 --> 00:21:49,689 - 49? - Make it 60. 553 00:21:49,793 --> 00:21:52,827 What I'm trying to tell you is, use these people. 554 00:21:52,931 --> 00:21:54,206 Don't let them use you. 555 00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:57,241 And there maybe even be some scholarship money involved. 556 00:21:57,344 --> 00:21:59,241 You know, it's never too early 557 00:21:59,344 --> 00:22:02,103 to start saving your daddy's money. 558 00:22:02,206 --> 00:22:04,241 - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 559 00:22:04,344 --> 00:22:06,896 You make a good argument. 560 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:07,758 - I do? 561 00:22:07,862 --> 00:22:10,137 - Yeah. 562 00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:12,206 You get that from me. 563 00:22:12,310 --> 00:22:13,793 - So you'll join? 564 00:22:13,896 --> 00:22:15,827 - I might, 565 00:22:15,931 --> 00:22:19,413 but I'll only be doing it for my mama's people. 566 00:22:19,517 --> 00:22:21,241 And that cupcake. 567 00:22:21,344 --> 00:22:21,965 - Damn, I thought you forgot about that. 568 00:22:22,068 --> 00:22:26,689 See, this is a yes cake. 569 00:22:26,793 --> 00:22:28,931 That is "I'll think about it." 570 00:22:33,689 --> 00:22:35,103 - You really don't have to do this. 571 00:22:35,206 --> 00:22:37,551 - Yes, I do. 572 00:22:37,655 --> 00:22:40,689 - Mrs. Carson. - Mrs. Elizabeth. 573 00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:43,689 - Let's bring this meeting to order. 574 00:22:43,793 --> 00:22:46,206 - What are you doing? - I have something to say. 575 00:22:46,310 --> 00:22:47,551 - Couldn't you say it from your seat? 576 00:22:47,655 --> 00:22:49,965 - I'm already up here now. I'm old. 577 00:22:51,379 --> 00:22:53,000 May I? 578 00:22:53,103 --> 00:22:54,413 [grunts] 579 00:22:54,517 --> 00:22:57,103 Should've moved the first time. 580 00:22:57,206 --> 00:22:59,862 Before you announce the winner of this year coupon sale, 581 00:22:59,965 --> 00:23:01,482 I have something to say. 582 00:23:01,586 --> 00:23:03,758 - You don't have to. - Yes, I do. 583 00:23:03,862 --> 00:23:05,862 - No, you don't. - Shut your ass up. 584 00:23:05,965 --> 00:23:09,000 I sold 200 books. 585 00:23:09,103 --> 00:23:12,551 I mean, I stepped on, cut up in order to do so. 586 00:23:12,655 --> 00:23:15,034 - [gasps] She cut up the books? 587 00:23:15,137 --> 00:23:18,206 That's a really good idea. 588 00:23:18,310 --> 00:23:20,344 - You sold 200 books? 589 00:23:20,448 --> 00:23:22,724 No one's ever sold 200 books. 590 00:23:22,827 --> 00:23:24,517 - Sorry, we can't accept your money 591 00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:25,586 since you broke the rules. 592 00:23:25,689 --> 00:23:27,896 - Actually, we're self-sponsored, 593 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,206 so there are no rules. 594 00:23:29,310 --> 00:23:32,068 - See, I told your ass you didn't need to apologize. 595 00:23:32,172 --> 00:23:34,344 - Um, where's the money? 596 00:23:34,448 --> 00:23:35,517 - My sister have it. - Ah. 597 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,517 - I know what you gonna do with that. 598 00:23:42,275 --> 00:23:42,517 - Oh. 599 00:23:47,103 --> 00:23:48,379 - Well, I'm-- 600 00:23:48,482 --> 00:23:50,758 - Sorry for making up rules, trying to make me feel bad? 601 00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:54,655 - Well, to be honest, I just didn't want you to win. 602 00:23:54,758 --> 00:23:56,344 The PTO's been my thing for years. 603 00:23:56,448 --> 00:23:59,965 - Oh, so you just an insecure bitch? 604 00:24:00,068 --> 00:24:02,862 I thought you was judging me for being a felon. 605 00:24:03,965 --> 00:24:06,103 - I can't say it didn't give me reason to pause, 606 00:24:06,206 --> 00:24:07,620 but I had the same reaction when I found out 607 00:24:07,724 --> 00:24:11,000 that Martha, Susan, and Davis had records. 608 00:24:11,103 --> 00:24:13,275 - Well, I guess I judged you guys wrong, too. 609 00:24:13,379 --> 00:24:14,931 I didn't know we was family. 610 00:24:16,965 --> 00:24:19,103 - That is an incredible amount of money. 611 00:24:19,206 --> 00:24:20,827 - Thank you. 612 00:24:23,034 --> 00:24:25,482 - Pat Carson... 613 00:24:25,586 --> 00:24:28,827 you are a welcome addition to our PTO. 614 00:24:28,931 --> 00:24:30,000 Yay! 615 00:24:30,103 --> 00:24:32,137 - Yay! Go, Rabbit! 616 00:24:32,241 --> 00:24:34,655 Oh, good, go, Rabbit! Go, Rabbit! Go, Rabbit! 617 00:24:39,931 --> 00:24:41,931 - You should give Denise that air fryer. 618 00:24:42,034 --> 00:24:43,620 - Hell no. Why? 619 00:24:43,724 --> 00:24:45,793 - Because you don't know what to do with it, Pat. 620 00:24:45,896 --> 00:24:47,551 It's not an Easy-Bake Oven. 621 00:24:47,655 --> 00:24:48,586 - I'm 'bout to air fry me a cake. 622 00:24:48,689 --> 00:24:51,931 - You 'bout to air fry you a mistake. 623 00:24:54,517 --> 00:24:58,137 Oh, wow--oh, my goodness, niece! 624 00:24:58,241 --> 00:25:00,103 - You see it. - I do see it! 625 00:25:00,206 --> 00:25:01,344 - You see it. - Yes! 626 00:25:01,448 --> 00:25:04,517 It is cu--I can't do it. I tried. 627 00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:06,241 This shit is ugly. 628 00:25:08,448 --> 00:25:10,310 - It's the debate team uniform. 629 00:25:10,413 --> 00:25:12,137 - You joined? - Yeah. 630 00:25:12,241 --> 00:25:14,724 - That's my girl! 631 00:25:14,827 --> 00:25:16,000 both: Ah, ah, ah, bah! 632 00:25:16,103 --> 00:25:17,758 - [laughs] 633 00:25:17,862 --> 00:25:19,482 - Now, I'm still gonna fight, 634 00:25:19,586 --> 00:25:22,344 but now I do the kind of fighting 635 00:25:22,448 --> 00:25:22,862 that looks good on my résumé. 636 00:25:22,965 --> 00:25:24,862 - Smart, 637 00:25:24,965 --> 00:25:26,344 I wish I could put beating white bitches 638 00:25:26,448 --> 00:25:29,137 for a air fryer on my résumé. 639 00:25:29,241 --> 00:25:31,310 - That wouldn't be a résumé. That would be a rap sheet. 640 00:25:31,413 --> 00:25:34,620 - A rap sheet is a résumé. 641 00:25:34,724 --> 00:25:37,793 - And your GED's a college degree. 642 00:25:37,896 --> 00:25:39,241 - Run. 643 00:25:41,448 --> 00:25:43,689 - Did she just call me a nigga? 644 00:25:46,310 --> 00:25:48,793 [funky music] 645 00:25:48,896 --> 00:25:51,310 - ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 646 00:25:51,413 --> 00:25:53,482 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 647 00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:55,482 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 648 00:25:55,586 --> 00:25:57,931 ♪ And you can't get enough 649 00:26:06,551 --> 00:26:08,068 - ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 650 00:26:08,172 --> 00:26:09,310 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 651 00:26:09,413 --> 00:26:12,172 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 652 00:26:12,275 --> 00:26:14,448 ♪ And you can't get enough 653 00:26:14,551 --> 00:26:16,655 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 654 00:26:16,758 --> 00:26:18,827 ♪ With a husband and kids 655 00:26:18,931 --> 00:26:21,965 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 656 00:26:22,068 --> 00:26:25,137 ♪ And it's the Ms. Pat Show 657 00:26:25,241 --> 00:26:27,655 ♪